Wat bekendes se moeders dalk kon kwytraak...
COLUMBUS' MOTHER:"I don't care what you've discovered,you still could have written!"
MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:"Can't you paint on walls like other children?Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"
NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:"All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me."
MARY'S MOTHER:"I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school,but I would like to know how he got abetter grade than you."
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:"Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!"
PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:"I don't care where you think you have to go,young man, midnight is past your curfew."
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:"But it's your senior picture.
Can't you do something about your hair . . ."
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